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Do I look drunk in this picture,
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or like I'm throwing a fabulous party for a client?
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Since your earrings are made of potato chips,
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I'm going to go with drunk.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to put together a fake portfolio.
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Apparently, you have to get paid to throw a party
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before you actually have party planning experience.
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Why are you so dressed up?
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I just had the most amazing meeting.
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I've been trying to figure out what to do with my life
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since I have all this money now, you know?