unlimited wishes.

无尽的愿望
- You little son of a bitch. - Suck it, Maestro.

-你个小贱货 -滚吧梅斯托
That's against wish protocol.

这不符合遗愿协议
Let's refer to the text, douche bag.

爷可是有参考文献的二货
What the...

搞毛啊...
The wish benefactor, hereafter called the party of the first part

愿望提供者以下称为协议的甲方
shall not incur nor be denied of limited

不能蓄意违反或拒绝
liability of wishes, either casually, temporarily,

愿望的要求不论暂时的还是永久的
permanently, or on secondment.

随口一说的还是临时起意的
Now get me an order of Peking duck from China,

所以给我来一份中国产的北京烤鸭
and I want a pregnant nurse to sit over

要一个怀孕的护士看起来很悲伤地
there looking sad wearing an American-flag bikini.

坐在那里还要穿着国旗图案的比基尼