来自《少男老爸 第2季 第15集 第15集》

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  I can't believe I was so drunk,
  真不敢相信我竟然醉成那样
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  I accidentally got the wrong name tattooed on my wrist.
  竟然不小心在手腕上纹错了名字
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  What do you think? Any chance it'll fade?
  你觉得呢 有可能会褪掉吗
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  Sure.
  当然
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  As long as you got it out of a cereal box
  只要它是你从麦片盒子上剪下来
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  and licked it on with your tongue.
  用舌头舔了舔然后粘上去的
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  Well, at least you didn't get anything pierced.
  至少你没在哪个部位上穿孔
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  Taking nana through a metal detector
  否则你带着当奶奶的人穿过
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  was always pretty hinky after that.
  金属探测仪报警蜂鸣时 就太显诡异了