Mom.

妈
I guess I missed out on the part of the plan

我觉得我没听到计划中
where she hangs out with the bar snacks.

她要和酒吧零食一起玩的那部分
Oh, no, there's a baby in my beer nuts.

噢天呐我的啤酒小零食里有个婴儿
Something came up, okay?

出了点小状况好吗
But like any good plan, I had a plan B,

但是所有的好计划都有后备计划
also known as Riley.

计划的名字就是 "莱丽计划"
Words every girl just lives to hear.

所有女孩子都渴望听到这样的话
So as you can see, we've got this all under control.

你也看见了一切都没问题了
- Did you want something? - Yeah, I actually wanted to talk about

-你想喝点什么吗 -我想跟你谈谈
that sweet little angel's future.

甜心小天使的未来
I was thinking about redoing my will--

我正打算重写遗嘱