Yeah.

当然
Somebody must have sent these robes by accident.

这袍子肯定是阴差阳错下才寄给我的
I only pretended I was level six

我假装自己有六级巫师水平
to impress you guys.

让你们觉得我很厉害
I got held back!

我不能再自欺欺人了
I don't even deserve this buddhist meteor wand.

我不配拥有这根教主级的流星魔杖
It's not a meteor!

这不是流星魔杖
It's a cookie wand!

这是饼干杖
Me and Jeff made it

我和杰夫做的
because it made you look more like the cookie crisp wizard.

这让你看起来更像是曲奇饼干包装袋上的巫师
Which is not even a reference I get

其实这笑点我根本就没整明白
because the cookie crisp mascot

因为曲奇饼干的吉祥物