There's something that I've been meaning to tell you.

我一直想跟你说
Excuse me.

抱歉
Remember back in freshman year?

记得大一时
Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.

比利德瑞斯金和我在你们床上做爱
Daddy...

爸
Daddy... Daddy, why? Why would I sleep with Billy Dreskin?

爸，为什么？我怎么可能会跟比利德瑞斯金上床
His father tried to put you out of business.

他爸可是你工作上的死对头
You are dead.

你惨了
Ross, he's got the remote again.

罗斯，他又拿到遥控器了
Good.

好
Maybe he can switch it back.

或许他知道怎么转回来
Maybe not.

或许不会