I'm just ringing the bell two nights a week,

我每星期来摇两晚铃铛
to get out of the house till my wife falls asleep.

就为了出来透口气直到我老婆入睡
Santa?

圣诞老人
Hi, sweetie.

嗨亲爱的
This is a fantastic train set.

小模型火车真漂亮
The farm even has tiny little hay bales.

农场甚至有小小的干草垛呢
It's my dad's.

那是我爸爸的
Where's your beard?

你的大胡子哪儿去了
I shaved. It was scratchy.

我刮掉了太痒痒
Why are you here?

你怎么会来这儿
Christmas isn't for six days.

得再过6天才是圣诞节呢
That's what you get for letting Rudolph organize your calendar.

让驯鹿鲁道夫掌管日历就会落得这个结果