Where's your beard?

你的大胡子哪儿去了
I shaved. It was scratchy.

我刮掉了太痒痒
Why are you here?

你怎么会来这儿
Christmas isn't for six days.

得再过6天才是圣诞节呢
That's what you get for letting Rudolph organize your calendar.

让驯鹿鲁道夫掌管日历就会落得这个结果
And it would explain the lack of milk and cookies.

也正因此房里才没留下牛奶和饼干吧
Why didn't you come through the chimney?

你为什么不从烟囱进来呢
What's your name, sweetie?

你叫什么名字亲爱的
Susie.

苏西
Susie. That's a lovely name.

苏西真是个好名字
Well, Susie, none of it makes much sense, does it, huh?

苏西一切传说其实都讲不太通不是吗
Flying reindeers,

会飞的驯鹿