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Had one of these purple V.I.P. Badges.
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Pretty exclusive.
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Can't be more than a few hundred of them.
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"Danger. Do not enter."
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Well, that is just the sort of sign you'd expect to see
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On the lair of an evil laser-gun-making genius.
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It's pitch-black inside,
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But the door is partially open.
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I would say that's an invitation. Wouldn't you?
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Just in case it isn't.
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NYPD. Anyone here?
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Perhaps we should have heeded that very wise sign.