Right now I need to avoid a relationship like the plague.

现在我需要的就是远离那段头痛的感情
Sounds like you have it all figured out.

听起来貌似你都想通了
And I'm being facetious.

倒像是我在开玩笑
Jordan is not a rebound guy,

乔丹不是疗伤型的男生
he is boyfriend material

他是个男朋友的料
and I am emotionally not ready for that.

而情感方面我现在还没有准备好
That is shockingly mature of you.

你突然成熟了真让我震惊
Thank you.

谢谢
Although, if I happen to impressive the hell out of him

当然如果我一不小心在专业领域
on a professional level,

给他留下了深刻的印象
and he happens to fall head over heels in love with me as a result,

结果导致他对我爱到死心塌地
then I will deal with that at the appropriate time.

那我到时候会在合适的时机处理的