That is shockingly mature of you.

你突然成熟了真让我震惊
Thank you.

谢谢
Although, if I happen to impressive the hell out of him

当然如果我一不小心在专业领域
on a professional level,

给他留下了深刻的印象
and he happens to fall head over heels in love with me as a result,

结果导致他对我爱到死心塌地
then I will deal with that at the appropriate time.

那我到时候会在合适的时机处理的
You know, you could tell him you like him.

你可以告诉他你喜欢他
He's a smart guy.

他很聪明
You mean, be honest?

你是让我老老实实地去跟他说吗
Ugh, I keep forgetting you're new around here.

我总是忘记你才刚来这里
Anyway, it's funny you should be avoiding a relationship

不管怎样在你忙着逃避感情的时候
just when I'm trying to get into one.

我却在开展一段恋情还蛮有趣的