来自《醉乡民谣 第0集》

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  Don't tell Jim, obviously.
  当然 千万别告诉吉姆
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  I should've had you wear double condoms.
  我应该让你戴两个套套的
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  Well, we shouldn't have done it in the first place,
  一开始我们就不应该发生关系
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  but if you ever do it again,
  但如果你还要做的话
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  which as a favor to women everywhere, you should not,
  虽然为所有的女人好 你不该再乱搞
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  but if you do, you should be wearing condom on condom,
  但如果你还是要做 千万要戴两个套子
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  and then wrap it in electrical tape.
  然后再用绝缘胶带缠一圈
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  You should just walk around always inside a great big condom
  其实你就应该把自己装个超级大套套里
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  - because you are shit. - Okay.
  -因为你就是坨屎 -好吧
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  You should not be in contact with any living thing,
  你就不该跟任何活的东西接触
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  being shit.
  那么混蛋
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  Have you ever heard the expression, "It takes two to tango"?
  你有没有听过一句话 一个巴掌拍不响