来自《加洲迷情 第2季 第4集 第4集》

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  Have you read it?
  你有读过吗
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  Excuse me?
  请原谅
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  Have you read the book?
  你读过那本书吗
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  I don't think I need to, honey.
  我认为根本不需要 亲爱的
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  Don't "honey" me, mister.
  别叫我"亲爱的" 先生
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  The satanic bible is actually the ultimate self-help book.
  <撒旦圣经>实际上是本正真的自助书
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  It's not about worshipping the devil.
  但它并不提倡崇拜魔鬼
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  It's about believing in yourself first and foremost
  而是首要宣扬个人主义
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  And not wasting your time on psychic vampires.
  并告诫人们远离不负责任的人
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  If you read it, You might learn a thing or two
  如果你读过 或许你也能学会一些东西
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  Because it actually makes a hell of a lot more sense than
  因为那可比出自您手的那部
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  The gobbledygook you're passing off on the average
  有关君子和小人