It's exactly the way I would have done it, Jeff.

杰夫换了我也会这么做
Who are you kidding, Abed?

阿布蒂你就别哄我了
I just dragged a screaming, crying man

我刚把一个裤子被脱了
out of a library with his pants down.

还大哭大闹的男人拖出了图书馆
No. Martinis are for Hawkeyes.

不鹰眼才配喝马天尼酒
I'm the same uptight jerk I was last semester.

我还是上学期那个爆脾气的烂人
Jeff, what's your favorite episode of "M*A*S*H"?

杰夫你最喜欢《风流医生俏护士》中的哪一集
The one with, uh, the army.

军队来了的那一集
That's what I thought.

我也这么觉得
If you'd ever actually seen the show,

如果你真有看过这部剧
you'd know that Hawkeye doesn't just bed nurses and drink martinis.

你就会知道鹰眼不只是睡睡护士喝喝马天尼
He also had blood sprayed on his face

他也会被喷一脸的血