But sports appreciation was all full up at my community college.

但我在社区学院上的全是体育鉴赏课
I hold doctorates in chemistry, mathematics, and engineering,

我有化学数学和工程学的博士学位
as well as B.A.s in psychology and sociology.

还有心理学和社会学的学士学位
How old are you?

你多大
Uh, I'm 27. As of last month, I turned 27.

27岁上个月刚满27
I'm--I'm also completing an additional B.A. in philosophy.

我现在还在攻读哲学学士学位
Which reminds me that I have a joke.

说起这个我想讲个笑话
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

拧上一个灯泡需要几个存在主义者
Don't.

别说了
2.

两个
One to change the light bulb and

一个负责换灯泡
one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity

另一个负责观察白炽灯在广阔的虚无空间中