Which reminds me that I have a joke.

说起这个我想讲个笑话
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

拧上一个灯泡需要几个存在主义者
Don't.

别说了
2.

两个
One to change the light bulb and

一个负责换灯泡
one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity

另一个负责观察白炽灯在广阔的虚无空间中
in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.

其本体的象征意义
Um, an existentialist would--

存在主义者会...
OK, before he does his quantum physics knock-knock joke,

好了在他说他的量子物理爆冷笑话之前
do we have any other questions about opportunities in the F.B.I.?

还有人要问关于进入联调局的问题吗
Did you ever shoot anybody?

你枪击过别人吗
I'm going to present this information to the team,

我会把这些材料给我的团队看