Some other's tend to breast feed for a lot longer for these days,

现在很多人选择持续喂母乳到孩子更大
it's called the "attachment parenting".

这叫"亲密育儿法"
When the kids that big, it's called "dating".

孩子那么大了应该叫"亲密约会法"吧
I mean, he's gotta come up for air at some point.

而且他总得伸出头来喘口气吧
No, he doesn't.

不不需要
Isn't he too old to drink from the tit?

他过了从奶头喝奶的年龄很久了吧
The kid is my height.

那小孩就我这么高
Don't get any ideas.

想都不要想
Well, it's happened: I've lived too long.

这事还真发生了我果然活太久了
Miss, I'm ready to order.

服务员我要点餐
I can't. I mean, I respect it all,

我不想去我能尊重她们
but I'll throw up.

但看了还是会想吐