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Is it like a bowling trophy?
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How dare you.
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Does it have, like, a wood base?
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Yup, I used to hide my stash in my mother's bowling trophy,
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And you're telling me the man who invented a way
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to defraud most of New York isn't as clever
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as a stoned 12-year-old with a butter knife?
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Well, it was weird how it was all about the cup
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and so little about the pumpkin spice cupcake.
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Right?
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And you don't think your father
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who spent a fortune to turn you into a sculpture,