We're going to Big Bob's Christmas Eve party.

我们要去参加老鲍勃的平安夜派对
Teddy, eat slower.

泰迪慢点吃
Actually, that's too slow.

有点太慢了
Dear Lord Santa, this year,

亲爱的圣诞老人今年
please bless me with a calendar

请赐我一个日历
of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings.

上面要有澳大利亚消防员怀抱小狗的生活照
And bless me with a perm.

赐我一头卷发吧
You only live once; Why not have a little fun up top?

人只活一次为何不在头上找点乐子呢
And, Santa, bless me

圣诞老人请赐我一份
with an internship at your company.

你们公司的实习工作
Preferably something in the flying animal

最好的是在飞天动物部
or breaking and entering department, thank you.

或是"擅闯民宅"部谢谢