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There's a boozer about half a mile away.
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How long is it going to take us?
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Ten minutes, tops.
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Mate, I don't think I can last ten minutes.
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Do you know what the secret is? Shall I tell you the secret?
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You're loving this, aren't you?
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I'm mortified for you, mate!
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The secret is, tell yourself it's 20 minutes away.
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Don't let your bowels know you're getting close.
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You let your bowels know you're getting close and it's whoosh!