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Can you get this lad a plastic bag?
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He seems to have left his underpants in our toilets, you see, Moira.
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- For fuck's sake. - A plastic bag to put them in, please, love.
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- It was like that when I went in there, mate. - You're lying.
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I'm not. It was in that state already when I went in there.
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- You're lying. Shall I tell you how I know you're lying? - Yeah.
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- Can you back me up on this one? - You're on.
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They're all regulars in here.
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They wouldn't leave a toilet in that state.
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-One of them did. - They've got too much respect for me.
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Too much respect for others.
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- Something you... - What are you going to do?