- It was like that when I went in there, mate. - You're lying.

-我进去的时候就是那样了 -你撒谎
I'm not. It was in that state already when I went in there.

我没撒谎一进去就是那样
- You're lying. Shall I tell you how I know you're lying? - Yeah.

-你撒谎要不要告诉你我怎么知道的 -好啊
- Can you back me up on this one? - You're on.

-这事儿能帮我作证吗 -没问题
They're all regulars in here.

他们都是这里的常客
They wouldn't leave a toilet in that state.

没人会把厕所糟蹋成那德行
-One of them did. - They've got too much respect for me.

-没人才怪 -他们都很尊重我
Too much respect for others.

也很尊重别的顾客
- Something you... - What are you going to do?

-是你... -你要干嘛
- I'm an ABA champion. - Are you?

-我是业余拳击冠军 -没看出来呀
-Yeah. - So am I.

-没错 -我还是呢
I'm doing nothing, mate.

我什么都没干哥们