- He thinks I'm slotting all kinds of Taliban. - I'll come back.

-他以为我在这儿杀塔利班呢 -那我下次再来
You join up, but you haven't got a clue.

虽然参军了可完全没概念
If someone could somehow show you it.

难道会有人这样教你吗
"Look, this is incoming fire.

"看哪敌人开火了
You've got to stick your head up in it and fire back. Can you do it?

你要勇敢地抬起头来还击能做到吗
"If so, join. If not, then off you pop."

能做到就来做不到就滚"
But they can't do that.

他们不能那样做
So by the time you see what it's like,

等你明白了
what it's really like, it's too late.

已经太晚了
You've already joined.

你已经入伍了
You're a soldier.

你已经当兵了
We're picking up a monkey, a military policeman, fucking gobshite.

我们要去接个傻逼宪兵队的操他妈的