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What?
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No.
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Pork sausage.
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You think I'm some sort of savage?
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People talk about phantom limbs.
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An amputee might have an itch where his foot used to be.
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So I've always wondered...
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do eunuchs have a phantom cock?
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Next time you think about naked girls,
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would you feel an itch?
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Sorry.
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I shouldn't make jokes.