that's bad enough.

肯定不会有好下场
But if I hurt you guys? I can't deal with that.

可如果我伤害到你们我没法原谅自己
- I'm not padlocking you into your own room. - Josh, you have to!

-我不能把你锁在房里 -乔什你必须这么做
- I'm not going to do that! - You have to, Josh.

-我不干 -你必须这么做乔什
I'm starving and may not be able to control myself.

我很饿可能会控制不住自己
You guys need to walk down the aisle intact.

你们结婚的时候可不能受任何伤
I wanted to be at your wedding, you know.

我很想参加你们的婚礼
I know this sounds cheesy,

我知道这听起来很俗气
but you guys are seriously the hope for the future.

但你们俩真的是未来的希望
I wanted to make a toast.

我想为你们祝酒
I wanted to cry and I wanted to get drunk and dance

我想哭我想喝醉了跳舞
and say inappropriate things.

说些不着调的话