来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第16集 第16集》

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  Sometimes accidentally hurting innocent unremarkables.
  有时会不小心伤到无辜路人甲乙丙丁
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  This week, however, Troy went to lunch and I adapted.
  这周特洛伊去吃午饭 我便见机行事
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  I now have the ability to enter the minds of others.
  现在我有了解读他人思想的能力
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  - I'm hungry, are you hungry? - Yeah.
  -我好饿啊 你饿了吗 -当然了
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  I'll make us buttered noodles.
  我去煮点黄油意面
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  Using an elusive new technique known as "Empathy".
  用的是"同理心"这一难以捉摸的新招
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  So was the other fast food place worth the drive, Shirley?
  费那么大工夫开车去那家店值吗 雪瑞
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  You know, half way there I thought, "What am I doing?
  走到一半我就想"我这是在干吗啊"
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  It's the same fast food place in a different location.
  只不过换了个地 还是一样的快餐
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  Have the margins of my life become so narrow?"
  我何时变得如此眼光短浅了
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  So I went to the mall and had pizza.
  于是我去商场买了块披萨吃
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  I be the matrix today.
  我今天够波折吧