来自《开心汉堡店 第2季 第8集 第8集》

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  to write erotic fan fiction?
  狂写色情同人小说
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  Me.
  我
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  Are there any shows or movies left in the world
  世界上还有什么节目或电影
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  that you haven't perved up?
  没被你意淫过呢
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  No.
  没有
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  That's why I've started writing erotic friend fiction.
  所以我才开始自己编写色情朋友小说
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  Using people at school and zombies.
  人物原型来自同学和僵尸
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  Oh! Do the janitor and the vice principal.
  写写门卫和副校长吧
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  I think they'd have beautiful children.
  我想他们会有漂亮的小孩
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  I did and they don't.
  我写了 他们没有
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  Good morning, my little late bird.
  早上好 晚起的鸟儿
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  What's with the vest?
  干嘛穿这件马甲