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Sounds like you already know which one.
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Lacy Siddon was obsessed with vampires.
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She would spend hours online
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looking for a vampire boy to turn her.
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Is "turn" a euphemism for sex?
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She wanted to be immortal, and there was a website
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that would connect mortal girls with vampire boys
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who would agree to bite the right girl on the neck
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and turn them into a vampire.
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Just making sure --
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You do know that vampires aren't real, correct?
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Thanks for that, Valentine.