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Oleg, no one wants hepatitis.
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It's official.
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Our wedding's gonna be in The Times.
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Oleg, how are you gonna be in The Times?
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The Times tends to be picky
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and you tend to be more "picky your nose."
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You know, my second wedding made The Times.
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'Cause my first wife showed up and shot me in the leg.
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That's Vlanka, my sister.
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She's my other bridesmaid.
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Yeah, we're not that close, but I feel bad for her
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'cause she's one of those adults with freckles.