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And if you don't have a story, I do.
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John, Max and I got roped into being bridesmaids.
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Stop.
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You had me at rope.
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You lost me at bridesmaids.
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I'll be at the hostess stand, looking at dresses
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and silently wishing for an asteroid
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to wipe us off the planet.
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If wishes made things happen, we'd been in the middle
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of a zombie apocalypse right now.
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Hey, girls.
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My dress just arrived from Poland