Ladies, our half-off sale will begin in a minute.

女士们半价特卖会即将开始
Look at this place.

瞧瞧这地方
There are more desperate women crammed in here

挤满了饥渴的女人比肯尼·查斯尼
than the splash zone at a Kenny Chesney concert.

演唱会上摇滚区里的饥渴女人还多
I know. It's like Black Friday at Walmart

就是就像沃尔玛的黑色星期五特卖
And like Black Friday, hopefully someone will trample me.

这么像但愿这里也有踩踏事件来踩死我
Cause thanks to these dresses, my life is over.

因为多谢这两条奇葩裙我的人生完了
Max, did you hear me?

麦克斯你有在听吗
My life is over.

我的人生完了
You said that when the Chinese food place forgot the duck sauce.

这话你早在中餐馆忘了给你烤鸭酱时说过了
Well, I'm sorry, but I had a whole other scenario planned

抱歉啦可我早就计划好了另外一个
for my return to The Times.

重返《时报》的场景