That Carl is crazy.

卡尔真是疯狂
The annual bridal sale...

一年一度的婚纱特卖会...
- is now... - Max, hold my hand.

-现在... -麦克斯抓住我的手
Open!

开始
Ladies, ladies, one at a time.

女士们女士们一次只能拿一件
Well, I may be limping down the aisle,

虽然我可能得一瘸一拐地走红毯
but at least I won't be limping in something Swiffer might sell

但好歹不用穿得像用来清洁吊扇灰尘的
to dust off ceiling fans.

黄毛掸子
Oh, my God, girl! Here she comes!

天啊妹子她来了
Here she comes.

她来了
My girl, Rhonda, had that dress first.

是我的姐妹朗达先抢到的这条裙子
Oh, your girl is gonna have to

除非我死了