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Really? It's soaking wet.
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Fine, a dollar.
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Can you break a 20?
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No, I only have hundreds.
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You know what?
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I don't always recognize sarcasm, but I do right now,
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and I don't appreciate it.
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I'm sorry for your loss.
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But you're not the only one whose day has been a disaster.
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That could have killed me.
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I can't catch a break.
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I haven't heard from Sheldon in a while.