Yes, very funny.

哦对啊真有创意
- I'm serious. We can't get hurt. - It's "we" now?

我是说真的我们不会输现在说"我们"了
It's a sure thing. Celia, she works at the Bing,

肯定赢的 Celia在夜总会上班
she's got a sister lives in San Diego,

她有个姐姐住在圣迭哥
she's an osteopath, and she says that the Chargers' QB

她是个骨科专家她说电光队的四分卫 .
has a hairline fracture in his right leg.

右脚有骨裂
And even Vegas doesn't know about it.

连拉斯维加斯的赌博公司都不知道
I didn't say all of it.

我不是说全下
You know, just a piece of my half.

只是下我那半
You're rich, Tony. Use some of those bundles to cover it.

你有的是钱 Tony 拿几捆那些藏着的钱去下注吧
That money's for emergencies only, Carm.

那些钱是留紧急情况用的你也清楚
My other money's tied up in asset allocation.

我其它资金又放在财产分配上