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The royal baby smiled at the queen.
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I meant at the diner.
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Oh. I think we're maybe washing the forks now?
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Let me check.
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See, Max, one quick change,
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and we went from polyester and pitiful to powerful and proud.
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Just like superman.
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Except that superman changed in a phone booth,
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Not a stall that says, "For a good time, call Max."
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Well, if you have a problem with it, why did you write it?
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'Cause I didn't have enough eyeliner to write,
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"For an interesting time, call Caroline."