What, like puberty?

比如错过[想念]青春发育期吗
Max, in my country, I'm average height.

麦克斯在我国家我是中等身高
And in my mind, I'm still rich,

在我脑海里我也还是富家千金
and my health care plan isn't Flintstones chewables.

我的医疗保健计划也不是幼儿维他命丸
So who wants to go in the back

谁有兴趣跟我们到后边
and see how amazing our brand-new cupcake shop is?

看看我们全新的小蛋糕店有多赞
Bring down the enthusiasm, Rachael Ray.

收敛一点你的热情好吗瑞秋·芮
Right, we're not supposed to get all excited about this opening tonight.

对我们不能为新店开张的事兴奋过头
Last time, we made a big deal,

上次就是搞得很隆重
and the shop didn't do so well.

结果店后来也不太好
Ha! That's like saying the people

笑死人了这就跟在核弹爆炸点
near the nuclear explosion didn't do so well.

附近的居民说他们只是不太好一样