Bring down the enthusiasm, Rachael Ray.

收敛一点你的热情好吗瑞秋·芮
Right, we're not supposed to get all excited about this opening tonight.

对我们不能为新店开张的事兴奋过头
Last time, we made a big deal,

上次就是搞得很隆重
and the shop didn't do so well.

结果店后来也不太好
Ha! That's like saying the people

笑死人了这就跟在核弹爆炸点
near the nuclear explosion didn't do so well.

附近的居民说他们只是不太好一样
Girls, I am so proud of you two,

女孩们我很替你们高兴
getting back up on that horse.

东山再起上马再战
After my first jazz record didn't sell,

我当年第一张爵士专辑卖不出去后
I turned to a life of drinks, drugs, and loose women.

我就开始喝酒吸毒玩骚货的生活
Funny how sometimes things just work out right.

结果山穷水尽疑无路柳暗花明又一村啊
But how can you be opening your cupcake window right now?

但你们怎么会是这个时间开张呢