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That's why I ordered us breakfast
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from the fancy breakfast place on the corner.
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You ordered from Magna Cum Latte?
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Every day when I pass by it, I think two things:
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one, I wish I had a gun.
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And, two, someday I'm gonna order breakfast to be delivered
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with one of their fancy-ass croissants.
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Who knows, tonight I could do too much heroin
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and die an unexpected death.
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But at least then I'd die doing something my mother loved.
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You're right, Max. You only live once.
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Yolo.