But at least then I'd die doing something my mother loved.

但好歹我也死於一件我妈爱做的事之下
You're right, Max. You only live once.

你说得对麦克斯人生只有一次
Yolo.

"人一"啊
And you only live till the next time you say "Yolo."

你下次再说"人一"的时候就是你的死期
Oh, no. More bad news.

惨了更多坏消息
According to my google alert for Max's Homemade Cupcakes-

我设置的麦克斯自制小蛋糕店谷歌搜索提示
You have a google alert for our business?

你还设置对我们小店的搜索提示啊
I only have a google alert for "Oprah goes topless."

我只对"奥普拉裸上身"有设提示
I'm not saying it's gonna happen,

我不是说这一定会发生啦
but I'm saying, if it does,

但如果真发生了
I'm gonna be the first one to know.

我会是第一个知道的人
Look, it's online that Roland Glass died in front of our shop.

网上都在传罗兰·格拉斯死在我们店门口