I only have a google alert for "Oprah goes topless."

我只对"奥普拉裸上身"有设提示
I'm not saying it's gonna happen,

我不是说这一定会发生啦
but I'm saying, if it does,

但如果真发生了
I'm gonna be the first one to know.

我会是第一个知道的人
Look, it's online that Roland Glass died in front of our shop.

网上都在传罗兰·格拉斯死在我们店门口
And now my phone just died. It's an epidemic.

现在我手机也死了[没电] 死亡在传染啊
Oleg, what are you still doing with the arrow from our shop?

奥列格你还拿着我们小店的箭头在干嘛啊
I thought you said that was hung.

你不是说挂好了吗
No, I said I was hung.

我是说我鸟大[挂好了]
And I can't put it up now

而现在也没法去帮你挂了
with that crowd of people in front of your window.

你们窗口外有太多人了
There are people in front of our window?

有人在我们窗口外吗