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- my last confession. - Tell me your sins.
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Since last Sunday I did not have sexual relations out of wedlock.
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I did kiss a girl, this one girl, out of wedlock, several times,
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but it's just kissing. I don't know,
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I forget if that counts, so...
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Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 22 times.
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For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.
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- Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys. - Thank you, Father.
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Through the ministry of the Church,
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may God give you pardon and peace,
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and I absolve you from your
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sins in the name of the Father, of the Son