And for a long time, I thought I'd never beat that. But today...

很久以来我都以为再无法超越了但今天
...I hit 11.

我弄了十一次
And you know, when I have great fucking days like this,

当我度过这样美妙的一天之后
it just reminds me how much I love being single.

我才发现我有多喜欢单身生活
I do what I want, when I want.

我爱干嘛干嘛想什么时候干就什么时候干
I don't have to flake on my friends anymore.

我不用再放我朋友们的鸽子
I don't have to waste my time in a fucking classroom.

我不用在去教室浪费时间
It just feels good, like... like I got my own life back.

感觉真好就像我自己的生活又回来了
I mean, you think I could have hit 11

你觉得我跟芭芭拉在一起的时候
when I was with Barbara? No! Definitely not.

我能一天十一次吗绝对不可能
So...

所以
Jonny-boy!

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