I called this staff meeting because lately,

我开这个员工会议是因为
I've noticed our diner family is drifting apart.

餐厅小家庭成员最近渐行渐远
Good work, everybody. Good work.

干得好各位继续努力
Let's start off this powwow

今日的会议就从
by sharing our highs and lows of the week.

互相分享每个人本周的最高与最低点吧
My high was getting a particularly interesting Snapple fact.

我的最高点是学到了一个很有趣的冷知识
And my low was--

而我的最低点是...
Your entire body?

你全身的高度吗
I'll go.

我来分享
My high was finding a barrette in the bathroom,

我的最高点是在厕所里捡到了一个发夹
and my low was imagining my new life without it.

而最低点是想象新人生中没有它
Max, your high?

麦克斯你的最高点呢