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but I know they're in a mini mall with a white castle.
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Better idea.
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I went to Craigslist,
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Clicked on "etc"
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and found all kinds of opportunities to make some cash.
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I'm fighting the instinct to weep, but keep going.
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At first I thought I might call pit pig.
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He just wants his armpits smelled,
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but that's, like, 1,000 sniffs.
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Big commitment.
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Or there's the weirdo looking for pretty amputees,
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but that feels like a bigger commitment.