来自《加洲迷情 第6季 第1集 第1集》

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  that I don't want to talk about this shit.
  我不想聊那些破事儿
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  Okay, let's talk about me, then.
  那就聊聊我吧
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  I've got some good news,
  我有个好消息
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  and some...great news.
  还有个很好的消息
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  Tyler stepped in front of a bus
  泰勒站在公车前找死
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  and his corpse was brutally raped by hipster zombies?
  一群时髦僵尸把他奸尸了
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  - Tyler and I broke up. - Yes!
  -我和泰勒分手了 -太好了
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  Oh, mm. Really?
  噢 真的吗
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  When was that?
  什么时候的事
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  Where the fuck was I?
  当时我在哪里
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  In the hospital.
  医院里
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  Then you went home and got drunk.
  然后你就回家喝得酩酊大醉