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you take them out on February 14th.
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What's February 14th?
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- Valentine's Day. - Yes.
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Here's your itinerary.
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You made reservations at her favorite restaurant, Dell'anima.
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You got her a horse charm for her charm bracelet.
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This is a bottle of her favorite wine.
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And this is some slutty lingerie
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for whatever disgusting thing you guys do later.
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Oh, and the 60-second bathtub is for hygiene?
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You can't have sex in a bathtub. It doesn't work.
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Yes, it does. You just have to slip yourself...