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I thought there was an outside chance...
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- Did you get any of my messages? - No.
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- Wait, are you Lisa? - Yes.
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- I got your messages. - What?
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We accidentally switched phones again.
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What happened to marking them with nail polish?
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We both did that.
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You stood me up on Valentine's Day,
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which is 1,000 times worse than a regular stand up.
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- I didn't stand you up. - Yes, you did.
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Yes, I did. But I have presents.
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And I wrote you a card.