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but in my fantasy we were on a ski trip,
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and I was jumping up and down, excited,
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with my best friend Jennifer Lawrence.
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Cool, maybe call Jen next time
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the possum traps you by the garbage cans.
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Look, I thought we were just having a fun distraction.
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You know, a couple kisses, a dry hump here and there.
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Oh, like the cheerleaders with the good grades.
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Exactly. I'm not the type of person
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who wants him to leave his wife.
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No, you're the type of person
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who almost wants him to leave his wife.