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Darling, that's terrible.
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I know, it's just that
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they replaced her with the coolest teacher ever.
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His name is Mr. Chris, and he makes english class so fun.
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Last year, he canoed through Botswana
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in a boat he carved from a cedar log.
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He has a scar from where a warthog tried to gore him.
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And he says I have the soul of a poet.
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I mean, usually,
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it's just my mom that compliments me on my soul.
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Oh, I haven't even told you guys the best part.
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We're putting on an evening of famous Shakespeare scenes...