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					they replaced her with the coolest teacher ever. 
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					His name is Mr. Chris, and he makes english class so fun. 
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					Last year, he canoed through Botswana 
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					in a boat he carved from a cedar log. 
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					He has a scar from where a warthog tried to gore him. 
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					And he says I have the soul of a poet. 
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					I mean, usually, 
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					it's just my mom that compliments me on my soul. 
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					Oh, I haven't even told you guys the best part. 
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					We're putting on an evening of famous Shakespeare scenes... 
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					And Mr. Chris cast me to play Romeo in the balcony scene! 
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					- Hey, hey, lover boy. - Oh, that is so great.